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Ioannis Politis
1  year  Mo Bro

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Target: £250
raised £110 since 2023
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I'm raising funds and awareness this Movember for all the dads, brothers, sons and mates in our lives. I need your help. Please donate to support men's health.

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74 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

What do you call a group of people waiting to get a haircut?
A barbercue

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74 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

What do you call a group of people waiting to get a haircut?
A barbercue

74 Week(s) Ago
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My friend just accepted a job as head of Old MacDonald's farm
He's the CIEIO

74 Week(s) Ago
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My friend just accepted a job as head of Old MacDonald's farm
He's the CIEIO

74 Week(s) Ago
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What begins with E and ends in E but only has one letter?
Envelope

74 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

What begins with E and ends in E but only has one letter?
Envelope

74 Week(s) Ago
Donation from:
an anonymous supporter
£20

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74 Week(s) Ago
Donation from:
an anonymous supporter
£20

Siu's family

74 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

There's one word most people pronounce incorrectly:
"Incorrectly"

74 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
Hay chewed.

74 Week(s) Ago
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What cheese is made backwards?
Edam

74 Week(s) Ago
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I was asked to stop saying country puns.
I said Norway.

74 Week(s) Ago
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My computer crashed yesterday.
The other computers slowed down to see what's going on.

75 Week(s) Ago
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The bar tender said “sorry we don’t serve time travelers here”…
A time traveler walked into a bar.

75 Week(s) Ago
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-I want to write a book about a really tasty fried bread with glazing and chocolate filling appearing out of nowhere, and everyone wondering how it got there.
- Like a whodonut?

75 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

What is the heaviest soup?
Wonton soup.

75 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

I never thought orthopedic shoes really would work for me.
But I stand corrected.

75 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

A man goes into his doctor and says, "Doctor! I think I'm losing my memory"
"When did this happen?" the doctor replied. "When did what happen?" said the man.

75 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

I saw a person run through a camping site.
Or I should say "ran", since it was past tents.

75 Week(s) Ago
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I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon.
I suppose that's what happens when you cut comers.

76 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

I have tattoos on my shoulder and when people are sad, I let them color them in.
Some people just need a shoulder to crayon.

76 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

My family is getting sick of me telling dad jokes 24/7
Or should I say “they are sick of me telling dad jokes 3.428571428571429”?

76 Week(s) Ago
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The inventor of the ballet skirt was really struggling with what to name it...
Until he finally put Tu and Tu together.

77 Week(s) Ago
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for 12 bees.

Pet store worker: Brings 13 Bees

Man: “Why is there 13 bees in here? I asked for 12.”

Worker: “Oh, that one’s a freebee.”

77 Week(s) Ago
Ioannis Politis

A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark…
..So in a triathlon it comes down to who's the better cyclist

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