To see if I look any weirder with a hairy slug tash than I did in 2009.
Mark Twain?
I promised you a pound for every day!
As good as it gets... or is it?
Looking lush. And biscuity.
Day 16. Frankly, it's more Andrew WK than Emiliano Zapata
Day ten. Looking better. But suspiciously darker...
Day one. Ugly. Unlikely to become less so. Sorry about that.
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