To look ridiculous.
Jimmy Saville would be proud
Only cos I sort of like you and enjoy insulting you Pedro.
Not sure if you look like a paedo or a chuckle brother. If kids entertainers keep getting arrested, you may be killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
In memory of Marie's lips, no doubt chafted by your upper lip growth! Love from Mo, Stephen and Ellie x
worth a donation now, Mum & Dad
The Paedo Mo is looking pretty convincing. You'll have little girls and boys running away from you in no time.
grow that ginger tash!
good luck Pete, you might now get free entry to the Blue Oyster Bar . . . see you there ;)
It's a great cause, so I guess I have to put up and shut up!
Help Pete promote men's health