Is to smash men's cancer into pieces and then stamp on said pieces until they resemble a paste. Then I'll take the paste and put it in a sandwich, which I won't eat. I'll throw it at some stray cats.
I'm Movember-ing for the second time and aim to become as moustache-d and fat as this cat. Please help me to achieve my goal by donating money for food and 'tache wax. Thanks!