with a great moustache comes great responsibility. I realise now that I must use my 'tache growing abilities for good and raise some £££ for charity. You'll help me, won't you?
I will always support your 'tache!
A better idea would be to "grow" it (and I use the term loosely!) and ask for donations from those that care about you to shave it off?
The Man Needs a Mo In His Life