Iain McCaffertyMember of Fullbrook Gentlemen

One day of fundraising to go at Fullbrook, and I've been totting up the pennies to see how well I'm doing. I've got £40 in assorted change and shrapnel from the staff and students, so I've beaten last year's total of £100 by a fiver, with six lessons and two tutor times of collection box rattling to go. Not a bad performance in these times of austerity!

If you want to get ahead, get a hat. If you want to look like a complete idiot, grow a moustache like this. But it's all in a good cause! I'll be counting up and adding the cash donations I've had from my students (roughly £20 so far!) at the end of the week. And on Monday, the Mo will go!

I did want to go for the full Captain Price SAS handlebar moustache, but I can't quite grow them. Maybe next year. An elegant facial hair, from a more civilised age...

Big thanks to Paul for the donation. To answer your question: "Bruce Reynolds or Freddie Mercury?", assuming you're talking about this year's Mo, well... neither, really. This year it's actually turning out more like a Rufus Hound... Not sure whether this is a good thing or not. I'm getting some rather strange looks whenever I wander about in public. Live pictures of the bushy facial monstrosity that is currently terrorising my Year 7 will be online very soon.